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surge pricing a san francisco restaurant based on who you work for
surge pricing a san francisco restaurant based on who you work for
June 7, 2026·1 min read
·sfrestaurantshumor
if i ran a restaurant in san francisco, i'd raise prices to psychotic levels.
$49 caesar salad.
$32 fries.
$24 sparkling water.
then i'd offer steep discounts based entirely on where you work.
teacher? discount.
nurse? discount.
city employee? discount.
barista? discount.
artist? discount.
openai, anthropic, meta, or google?
zero discount, full price.
surge pricing based on pure economics.
is this illegal?