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surge pricing a san francisco restaurant based on who you work for

June 7, 2026·1 min read
·sfrestaurantshumor

if i ran a restaurant in san francisco, i'd raise prices to psychotic levels.

$49 caesar salad.

$32 fries.

$24 sparkling water.

then i'd offer steep discounts based entirely on where you work.

teacher? discount.

nurse? discount.

city employee? discount.

barista? discount.

artist? discount.

openai, anthropic, meta, or google?

zero discount, full price.

surge pricing based on pure economics.

is this illegal?